PEACE. Love, Harmony.

foreverrxyurssx asked: 1 , 10 , 13 , & 26

1. Why my last relationship ended.
-There was not a moment in the relationship where he wasn’t cheating on me, and I found that out at the end. He’ll tell you otherwise, but he’s ‘fessed up to it and so did those lips that left the lipstick on his collar when he said he was working late just to earn a couple extra dollars. 

10. Have any tattoos or piercings?
-7 tattoos: spine, sleeve, back of thigh, lower abdomen.
-2 piercings: ears, & belly button, but not anymore.

13. One of my insecurities
-Employment wise, I’m afraid of growing up too fast which is exactly what’s happening because I have to pay the bills. My insecurity is not being able to do what I Want to do because I’m doing what I Have to do. In the end, I hope to still be able to write music in the gaps between my 9 to 5. 

26. My idea of a perfect date
-Disneyland, good conversation, and a goodbye kiss is all I need.

The Science Behind Why Girls Like Lesbian Porn

About a week ago, I saw a post on BlogSecret stating “I like to watch lesbian porn, and I’m straight.” Of course I liked it; I’m a perv. Anywho, my boyfriend wasn’t by any means offended by the fact of the matter especially because outlandish subjects such as these emanate great discussion topics for a very understanding couple like ourselves. He just asked me my personal preference and explanation of the matter.

I’m not sure how many people can relate to this, but how I feel and my opinions are a notch above the rest because if all else fails, I pride myself in two things: 1. knowing I’m a motherfuckin badass at piano, & 2. that my observant, analytical, empathetic, adaptive, and unbiased opinion matter because I’m. well. gangsta. So my opinion is important to me basically and I hope you all get a small truthful, relatable laugh out of this.

As you all know, a climax is the best feeling on earth besides the utter joy of genuine love. I know what needs to be done to me for me to reach the big O. The “art” (lol) of eating pussy is probably one of the biggest sexual obstacles to master for a man for the simple fact that we are physically sensitive and the deed is a meticulous deed.

However, women know what women want. I know I speak for many of us when I say that it feels better to be eaten out than sexually penetrated. For the latter, many males like to receive oral than intercourse. That being said, watching lesbian porn gives us the relatability to the sensations of being eaten out because we have a clitoris. We may get a kick out of watching girl on guy porn, yes, but the relatability isn’t there because we, surprisingly- I know, don’t have penises so we don’t understand the sensation of getting a blow job, or penetrating our penises into a wet, warm hotpocket.

In girl on guy porn, there is not much posed oral sex for women unless their GIVING it. As much as we love our men and love pleasing them, there is no way you’re going to climax by giving a blow job, lesbianest. There are hardly any porns where the girl is getting eaten out for a long enough period of time, which, for a female IS THE BEST PART. Thus, watching lesbian porn suffices the highest level of satisfaction we women can get to watch to be the utmost turned on.

I’m not lesbian, I’m not bi (unless I’m drunk), but I know that getting eaten out. is. the. best.

motherfuckyes.