PEACE. Love, Harmony.

"At the end of a bad relationship day.. Remember marriage is not a contest - never keep a score. God has put the two of you together on the same team."

Advice from the oldest living couple.

Anonymous asked: Give us guys some advise on giving girls head.

1. Light some candles, girls love that fancy.

2. Turn off the lights, most likely she is insecure about her body like most women are.

3. TAKE YOUR TIME, anticipation build up is EXPLOSIVE, if yadddddamean.

4. Kiss everything but, before you do the deed and lick the clitoris. If you don’t know where this is, you must be too young to be going down on girls anyway. It is the little tiny gummy bear pearl above the vaginal opening, under the labia.

5. Be gentle, there are 8000 nerves in the clitoris, 15000 nerve fibers in the pelvic area. YES she can feel everything you’re doing, NO it’s not like it is in porn.

6. Don’t be afraid to moan and groan a little, it’s a turn on.

7. Enjoy yourself, she’s enjoying it as much as you are.

8. I know you probably think flicking your tongue as fast as you can is impressive and a talent, but placing your tongue on the clit and using more of a slow-medium paced rubbing technique can get the job done faster.

9. Stimulate her nipples while you’re down there, it’s a hormone driver and will bring her to climax faster and harder.

10. Take breaks by kissing it with excess amount of lip, softly, sandwiched with a little bit of tongue.

11. Look up at them. Eye contact is so intimate and passionate and daring.

12. Pick her up and make her sit on your face. Point blank.

13. When you lick in a circular motion, most guys think that aggressiveness is key, but don’t get ahead of yourself cowboy, if you go at it too strong you’ll lick everything AROUND it. Lick it in small tiny little circles so you hit every nerve ending on that clit.

14. Contrary to popular belief, sticking your tongue in the actual vagina isn’t very stimulating in any way unless you have a tongue long enough to wrap around and dig into her “g-spot” which is highly unlikely, so don’t waste your time trying to do so, she’s faking it. Rather, get your fingers extremely wet (because no girl likes getting burnt down there off a dry finger) and finger her and rub her “g-spot” while you eat her out. If you don’t know where the g-spot is, stick two fingers in, face up, and tuck under in a “come here” finger signal.

15. Don’t be afraid to spread her lips wide open so you can get her clitoris more vulnerable. Remember, it will be more sensitive, so be gentle and keep it wet.

16. Take breaks to talk dirty to her like asking her if she wants to cum, or asking her if she wants you to make her cum. I love when my man does that.

17. Get all into it. Don’t be dainty. Put your whole mouth on it, your face, what have you. Don’t make it seem like you’re not trying to get wet, and if you’re not, what the heck are you doing down there in the first place little boy? Move out the way and let a man do it!

18. Go off of what you hear, if she is moaning loudly, whatever you’re doing is right. If she’s starting to snore, maybe it’s time to switch it up, if she says don’t stop, well. don’t. um. stop.

19. When she’s about to cum, basically, go HAM. Make her reach new heights of orgasmic explosion EVERY SINGLE TIME. When she cums, having sex will feel better for both of you because it will be extremely wet and it will be a great transition for her coming from orgasm to just constant penetration, it will let her ride her orgasm out.

20. Don’t be afraid to talk about it after and ask her for pointers and what felt good and what didn’t and what helps her reach the big O. Sometimes, talking through the deed and handling being embarrassed by being schooled by a girl on how to eat out for one try can benefit you the rest of your life. That’s what Austin did. He was so eager to learn more. We talked through it one time and now he has me begging to not let me cum yet. It’s harder than giving head, it’s way more sensitive and the moves are intricate. Every girl is different too by the way, so these tricks I’m giving you are just little things to use as guidelines, but asking her what really turns her on is the best you can do. DON’T BE SHY! If she wants you to eat her out, she wants to cum, and if she wants to cum, she’ll be as eager to let you in on her dirty little stimulants as you are eager to learn.

oh and PS, boy you better cuddle after.

Anonymous asked: more sex stories of you and austin <3

It’s a typical night in the life of Austin and Harmony; sitting on the couch, with a bowl of popcorn, watching either Disney movies or Glee reruns, while Bonnie plays with her squeaky toy on the floor in one of her sweaters. I look over at him and mount him, typical. I start kissing his chin, the crevice of his neck where my face belongs during that “after a long day at work” hug he gives me. I continue kissing his beautiful jawline, down to his chest, and I plant one on his heart. He lifts me up by my chin and kisses me on the lips. He asks me “Do you ever feel guilty?” I look at him puzzled. “Guilty about what?” I ask. “Guilty that we are committing premarital sex especially now that we are on track with the Lord and in God’s light… I don’t want you to think I don’t want to do it with you, because I do, but I think we should wait til marriage.” I feel this hole punch through my heart in amazement of how close he’s getting with God since his salvation on December 15th, when he didn’t want to accept God over logic so we prayed that God would give him a sign as an “okay green light” when sure enough, the pastor came knocking on our door the very next day without invite. God works in mysterious ways. Anyway, the night after I had been fighting my hormones trying not to seduce Austin. I woke up that morning early for work when the sun isn’t even out yet, and I lay down facing the same way as Austin feeling him reflexively cuddle me. I start wiggling trying to seduce him, falling weak of our new agreement. He finally fully wakes up, looks at me, grabs my face, I can feel him about to start sucking on my ear, but instead he comes close and whispers, “I respect you,” and continues cuddling me.

We’re waiting til marriage.

50 QUESTIONS THAT WILL FREE YOUR MIND

1. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
2. Which is worse, failing or never trying?
3. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
4. When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
5. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
6. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
7. Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
8. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
9. To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
10. Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
11. You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire.  They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend.  The criticism is distasteful and unjustified.  What do you do?
12. If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
13. Would you break the law to save a loved one?
14. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
15. What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
16. How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?
17. What one thing have you not done that you really want to do?  What’s holding you back?
18. Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
19. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?
20. Do you push the elevator button more than once?  Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
21. Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
22. Why are you, you?
23. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
24. Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?
25. What are you most grateful for?
26. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
27. Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
28. Has your greatest fear ever come true?
29. Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset?  Does it really matter now?
30. What is your happiest childhood memory?  What makes it so special?
31. At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?
32. If not now, then when?
33. If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?
34. Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?
35. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
36. Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
37. If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
38. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
39. Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?
40. When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?
41. If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?
42. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?
43. What is the difference between being alive and truly living?
44. When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?
45. If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
46. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
47. When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
48. What do you love?  Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
49. In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday?  What about the day before that?  Or the day before that?
50. Decisions are being made right now.  The question is:  Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?

Anonymous asked: What advice do ya have for somebody who wants to be more approachable?

1. Love yourself first.

2. Smile more.

3. Know no rejection.

tajeemissjets-deactivated201201 asked: harmony. i kno that we hardly kno each other,let alone have ever really spoken to each other aside from some prehistoric facebook small talk. but i feel so lost n i really need someone to talk to. not just about my current situation. but in general. i chose not to associate with so many people simply because of their negative ideas n outlooks on life n how reflective it became towards me. its not hard to see that u have a clear mind n a good head on ur shoulders. (please read next post)

…i hope that you dont mind me turning to u. i do not want to use u for ur advice. im turning to u in hopes of having a genuine, honest, n uplifting friend. thank u for taking the time to read this. - taj”

Hey beautiful, let me start by saying that I’m really proud of you for not going on anonymous and really personally asking me for advice. Don’t ever think that I would resort to thinking that you’re using me for advice, by all means do so.

Let me start by saying this: WEAK PEOPLE MAKE YOU WEAK. Stop spending time with the wrong people. Stop putting your own wants on the backburner. I duly commit empathy on this situation because I am actually a living receipt of these issues that you’ve presented. I live in Barstow, I have no friends, I have no one that calls me to see how I’m doing, I text about the same two people not even every day, and to top it all off, I have facebook/tumblr/twitter fans, but no one is really ever there. What I need you to realize is that, if you don’t have friends because you are particular about your company, GOOD FOR YOU. Don’t let anyone into your inner circle that isn’t fit for the endurance of your pace. Don’t let anyone into your mental state unless they belong there. Do NOT compromise yourself for anyone. That is one of my New Year’s resolutions. I constantly compromise my mind and my vocabulary for people undeserving of even my small talk. I hate small talk. If those people you’ve dropped choose to gossip, complain, boast, lie, whatever have you, then let them. Whoever they are should never ever justify who you are. The actions and speeches of low lives will never be your business. What IS your business is your own personal growth, your conscious decisions to be better, and your moral consistency. If you choose to surround yourself with people who are of moral lesser value, you better be strong enough to not let the influences get you down. If not, then feel no shame or guilt for having no friends. That gives you personal time to rethink your own morals, plan out ways to get on top, and just alone time to dream. I’m sorry you are going through this terrible transition, but fill up all of that idle time that you used to reserve for error ass people and devote it to small ways of achieving SOME kind of success, whether it be financially, morally, or even artistically. I have never been so alone in my life than I am now with no friends, no one to call or call me, no one to check up, just a 9-5 every day with my family all moved out of the country, but I’ll have you know that, though I am alone in this world (with the exception of my wonderful boyfriend) I am the least bit lonely than I’ve ever been in my life. I find myself most when I am alone and I am a great person to talk to, a wonderful teacher, and an empathetic listener.

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.” -Oscar Wilde

I know that probably wasn’t advice, but usually when I answer my tumblr questions, it’s anonymous or I don’t personally know the person, but I’m offering this to you because I know you and I have personal compassion for your situation so I just ranted, here at work, for the past 30 minutes lol. I would wanna hang out with you, plus you’re cute & all the flyest girls are on my squad.

I’ll leave you with this-

If you are the smartest in your crew, you are in the wrong crew.

Anonymous asked: How can you tell when you come?

Trust me, when you cum, you’ll know. Not so much during intercourse, but by receiving oral stimulation to your clitoris.

You get a sensitive, borderline ticklish sensation that just shoots all throughout your body that makes the hairs at the top of your spine stand at attention. While his tongue strokes your clit, its like a motor about to blow, a constant urging feeling from your pelvis to your chest out through your mouth in the form of a moan. Tell him to tug on your nipples while he’s down there for more stimulation. It’s a little more work during the process, but it will make you cum faster. Exhale as much as you can, when you’re in a relaxed state, you cum harder. Don’t focus on anything but sexuality and intimacy, don’t think about your grocery list or life’s problems, just focus on how sexy he is making you feel, you’ll cum faster. When that time about comes, it’s a total utter feeling of loss of control and explosion and just climax, there’s really no other word for it.

You can tell by the sheets being wet, for one and just like guys, we women could easily fall asleep shortly after.

Make me a sandwich.

Anonymous asked: What's the best thing to do while giving a blowjob? To make sure the guy I's pleasured

These are just a few steps to make a blowjob more enhanced. Find your own moves, but honestly, just enjoy yourself. If you don’t, he’ll be able to tell, he won’t enjoy it, and why are you down there anyway?

1. NO teeth

2. Look up

3. Get it and keep it wet and hard

4. Use both hands, not just your mouth. Mouth on the head, right hand on the shaft, left hand grabbing his balls. Multitask girl!

5. Don’t be afraid to moan of enjoyment

6. Enjoy yourself! Find pleasure in pleasuring your man. It will make the experience better for you and better for him.

7. Let him watch spit fall out of your mouth onto his head and suck it back up after going all the way down his shaft.

8. Tilt your head sideways and put his head on the inside part of your cheek and pop it softly out of your mouth while looking at him.

9. Swallowing is the best gift you can give to your man, mouth open.

10. If you don’t wanna finish him off, finish with a bang, literally.

Anonymous asked: wow! ur such an amazing, beautiful woman,inside & out! I hope you don't mind me asking..but, how did you get the job on base? Did u need prior job experience before applying there? I've heard that it's difficult to get a job since they're so strict about who they hire due to safety purposes, but i read something that you committed gta? i come from a troubled past as well & its nice to see someone making it on their own! u truly r an inspiration. thank u in advance 4 takin time 2 read this <3

Thank you so much, I love that word “inspiration.”

People constantly tell me that I have a ridiculously easy job that they could do NO PROBLEM. The thing is that they are probably right and they probably have the clean record that I don’t, but the thing is that, I didn’t learn any of this over night. I don’t just serve people and dish them respect because it is in my job description; I do it because I have had a lifetime’s worth of learning how to be good at everything. I have been down and have hit lows that people should never reach. The reason I come across jobs so easily, even one for the government with the record that I have is because when I get an interview, I explain that there is NOTHING that I cannot overcome and that I refuse to be bad at anything because life has given me so much bad that I start to love hardships because I love the victory that comes with overcoming them. I inspire. I deliver.

So to those who scoff at the fact that they could do my job, good luck trying to get a government job with the record that I have, without the resume that I have, the attitude that I have to ace any interview, the length of vocabulary I have, the sense of urgency I posses, and the respect and adaptability that I have to be able to please and serve any personnel varying from my peers, to my boss, Chief of the Directorate of Public Works Environmental Division, to the Fort Irwin and National Training Center’s Garrison Commander, Colonel Pinkerton.

I have been here in the Environmental Division for what? 1 and a half months? and our Chief amongst numerous people in the building has complimented me saying “you are the best person I have ever had in this position. You are way better than any of your predecessors.” and “I’m not very easily impressed, but Harmony, I am very impressed.”

Google me baby.

SAY THANK YOU, for fuck’s sake.

The capacity of my heart will always supersede the capacity of my income, but I am getting sick and tired of giving to people who are ungrateful. Don’t think that just because of my high income that I do not have internal wars about paying my bills vs. making your day or buying you lunch or something. I’m not complaining, but if you all were more thankful and grateful, I would give even more, but since some people aren’t, plan on me reorganize my Christmas gift roster.

& For those of you who ARE grateful, I wanna say thank you for your thank you’s because I appreciate your appreciation.

Anonymous asked: Okay so i'm really into this guy and i'd do anything for him and I always am texting him first, and no reply. I don't think it should be that way, feelings are not mutual. ): I don't know what to do, I tell myself I don't need him and move on to someone who will treat me right but it's like I want him and no one else, i'm like always coming off strong but really I WANT someone to be there and I feel the need of at least some type of affection from someone. Advice please! /: -HopelessRomantic

Pause.

Please re-read the question in which you have just sent me in the above paragraph.

Really, please take the time to read it.

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okay, what I got from it is that

1. You’re always texting him first
Stop. The strongest women never feel dead when the line goes dead. Don’t chase him. All dogs must chase the cat. You have a pussy, that means you run the universe. 

2. He never replies to you
 I think for the sake of embarrassing yourself, you need to stop texting him. He is waiting for you to get the hint. I get so many incoming text messages from boys who constantly wait for my answer or reply after months and months of not answering but somehow updating my Facebook status from my phone. I wish they would get the picture, but all they do is grow increasingly more annoying with each text. so STOP.

3. You don’t think it should be that way
Then what way do you think it should be? You think that he is supposed to stop his life in whatever way it is going to love and cherish you and kiss you every night before bed? NO. He does not answer to you as much as he does not answer your texts. The way it SHOULD be is that you need to realize that it is not mutual because 1. You like him, and 2. He does not like you. If he wants to, he will.

4. Feelings are not mutual
Are you listening to yourself? What is the discussion anymore? 

5. You tell yourself you don’t need him (which you don’t)
You do not need a man, nor will you ever in your life. Women are the ones who give birth, give life. Everyone needs us. I have a loving relationship with my boyfriend Austin and I don’t even need him. I need him in the sense that I have grown to be intimately dependent on the love he gives me, but I have my own bills to worry about, my own stomach to fill, my own roof over my head to pay for, the fuck I need someone else for? I am enough.

6. You want HIM and no one else, (supposedly) but then you begin talking about how you want SOMEONE, and you need at least some type of affection from SOMEONE.
Fall in love when you are ready, not when you are lonely.