Anonymous asked: What would you tell your boyfriends ex if you wanted to tell her off? Be brutal :)
If you want me to activate my profanity and emphatic speech, “brutal”, you got it. Funny you should grant me this wish, but you asked for it.
I am the wrong person to come to this for because Austin’s ex isn’t immature and dogmatic unlike maybe every other bitchass exgirlfriend in the world such as yourself, but while I’m here let me liquidate the issue by spreading my opinion of your premature and litigious motives.
The only person I will be brutal to is you. For someone as immature as you, you happen to be subscribed to a very rodomontade lifestyle. How dare you assume that I would liquefy into blessing you with advice and be utterly gung ho about it.
If you consistently seize the day with ethics like that every morning, not only will you forever be worrying about what to tell your boyfriends ex, you will be every boyfriend’s ex.
I am a woman who holds her speech in high esteem and let me fill you in: there is nothing unequaled or unique about the most witty comebacks you can throw at ANY human being. Telling people off just creates more stigma in the pure system of speech and love and the line of Shakespeare, and darling your argot is far from delectable.
I’ll give you tips- The worst thing you can say to someone is, believe it or not, nothing. By you raising your voice, you surcease their curiosity by letting them in your mind. You are now allowing them to know what you’re thinking, that they’re bothering you, and granting yourself the vulnerability of being mindfucked.
That’s not how I roll. I let the haters hate and let the ex’s say what they may. At the end of the day, holding my tongue is one of my many aptitudes because 1. I have composure, 2. I am a utilitarian lady, & 3. I make whomever may be immature enough to act so impudently, more uncomfortable with a smile and a nod and a flip of the hair instead of luxuriating in their invite into a yelling contest.
Mahatma Gandhi says, “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”
Change the rules, change the way of the world, break tradition for fuck’s sake. Stop being the fucking catalyst, stop being the fucking reactor. You know how badly it fucks with people when they’ve talked all the shit they could and you just nod, accept their insecurity and went on with your day? Man, if people learned how to “turn the other cheek” after getting the first one slapped, it would make for a more humble and peaceful world. I’m not saying this to get Jesus on you, or even Gandhi on you. I’m saying this because I lay victim to one sided drama, frequently, but I am strong as a brick wall in which even improvised drama hits me and immediately falls to the ground because I am not moved by it, I am not tepid about it, and I choose to not let it penetrate my life.
So no, I will not satiate your cynical wishes to “tell her off” and I hope you had a hard time not only grasping, but READING what I just wrote so you will hopefully check back in to reality and realize that instead of wasting your time lethargically thinking of a witty, “brutal” speech to tell your boyfriend’s ex off, you should go read the dictionary. and the Bible while you’re at it.