PEACE. Love, Harmony.

Anonymous asked: more sex stories of you and austin <3

It’s a typical night in the life of Austin and Harmony; sitting on the couch, with a bowl of popcorn, watching either Disney movies or Glee reruns, while Bonnie plays with her squeaky toy on the floor in one of her sweaters. I look over at him and mount him, typical. I start kissing his chin, the crevice of his neck where my face belongs during that “after a long day at work” hug he gives me. I continue kissing his beautiful jawline, down to his chest, and I plant one on his heart. He lifts me up by my chin and kisses me on the lips. He asks me “Do you ever feel guilty?” I look at him puzzled. “Guilty about what?” I ask. “Guilty that we are committing premarital sex especially now that we are on track with the Lord and in God’s light… I don’t want you to think I don’t want to do it with you, because I do, but I think we should wait til marriage.” I feel this hole punch through my heart in amazement of how close he’s getting with God since his salvation on December 15th, when he didn’t want to accept God over logic so we prayed that God would give him a sign as an “okay green light” when sure enough, the pastor came knocking on our door the very next day without invite. God works in mysterious ways. Anyway, the night after I had been fighting my hormones trying not to seduce Austin. I woke up that morning early for work when the sun isn’t even out yet, and I lay down facing the same way as Austin feeling him reflexively cuddle me. I start wiggling trying to seduce him, falling weak of our new agreement. He finally fully wakes up, looks at me, grabs my face, I can feel him about to start sucking on my ear, but instead he comes close and whispers, “I respect you,” and continues cuddling me.

We’re waiting til marriage.

Anonymous asked: How can you tell when you come?

Trust me, when you cum, you’ll know. Not so much during intercourse, but by receiving oral stimulation to your clitoris.

You get a sensitive, borderline ticklish sensation that just shoots all throughout your body that makes the hairs at the top of your spine stand at attention. While his tongue strokes your clit, its like a motor about to blow, a constant urging feeling from your pelvis to your chest out through your mouth in the form of a moan. Tell him to tug on your nipples while he’s down there for more stimulation. It’s a little more work during the process, but it will make you cum faster. Exhale as much as you can, when you’re in a relaxed state, you cum harder. Don’t focus on anything but sexuality and intimacy, don’t think about your grocery list or life’s problems, just focus on how sexy he is making you feel, you’ll cum faster. When that time about comes, it’s a total utter feeling of loss of control and explosion and just climax, there’s really no other word for it.

You can tell by the sheets being wet, for one and just like guys, we women could easily fall asleep shortly after.

Make me a sandwich.

Anonymous asked: What's the best thing to do while giving a blowjob? To make sure the guy I's pleasured

These are just a few steps to make a blowjob more enhanced. Find your own moves, but honestly, just enjoy yourself. If you don’t, he’ll be able to tell, he won’t enjoy it, and why are you down there anyway?

1. NO teeth

2. Look up

3. Get it and keep it wet and hard

4. Use both hands, not just your mouth. Mouth on the head, right hand on the shaft, left hand grabbing his balls. Multitask girl!

5. Don’t be afraid to moan of enjoyment

6. Enjoy yourself! Find pleasure in pleasuring your man. It will make the experience better for you and better for him.

7. Let him watch spit fall out of your mouth onto his head and suck it back up after going all the way down his shaft.

8. Tilt your head sideways and put his head on the inside part of your cheek and pop it softly out of your mouth while looking at him.

9. Swallowing is the best gift you can give to your man, mouth open.

10. If you don’t wanna finish him off, finish with a bang, literally.

The Science Behind Why Girls Like Lesbian Porn

About a week ago, I saw a post on BlogSecret stating “I like to watch lesbian porn, and I’m straight.” Of course I liked it; I’m a perv. Anywho, my boyfriend wasn’t by any means offended by the fact of the matter especially because outlandish subjects such as these emanate great discussion topics for a very understanding couple like ourselves. He just asked me my personal preference and explanation of the matter.

I’m not sure how many people can relate to this, but how I feel and my opinions are a notch above the rest because if all else fails, I pride myself in two things: 1. knowing I’m a motherfuckin badass at piano, & 2. that my observant, analytical, empathetic, adaptive, and unbiased opinion matter because I’m. well. gangsta. So my opinion is important to me basically and I hope you all get a small truthful, relatable laugh out of this.

As you all know, a climax is the best feeling on earth besides the utter joy of genuine love. I know what needs to be done to me for me to reach the big O. The “art” (lol) of eating pussy is probably one of the biggest sexual obstacles to master for a man for the simple fact that we are physically sensitive and the deed is a meticulous deed.

However, women know what women want. I know I speak for many of us when I say that it feels better to be eaten out than sexually penetrated. For the latter, many males like to receive oral than intercourse. That being said, watching lesbian porn gives us the relatability to the sensations of being eaten out because we have a clitoris. We may get a kick out of watching girl on guy porn, yes, but the relatability isn’t there because we, surprisingly- I know, don’t have penises so we don’t understand the sensation of getting a blow job, or penetrating our penises into a wet, warm hotpocket.

In girl on guy porn, there is not much posed oral sex for women unless their GIVING it. As much as we love our men and love pleasing them, there is no way you’re going to climax by giving a blow job, lesbianest. There are hardly any porns where the girl is getting eaten out for a long enough period of time, which, for a female IS THE BEST PART. Thus, watching lesbian porn suffices the highest level of satisfaction we women can get to watch to be the utmost turned on.

I’m not lesbian, I’m not bi (unless I’m drunk), but I know that getting eaten out. is. the. best.

motherfuckyes.